2 definitions by Johnny Iron

mary

Probably the cleverest and most influential of all ancient Judean women.

Joseph: You're WHAT?!? Aw, shit, your old man is gonna kill me.

Mary: Don't worry, I thought up a great story.

by Johnny Iron February 2, 2007

kirsten dunst

A quite attractive young movie star, unfortunately unencumbered by any sort of acting ability. Also dumb as a sack of hammers. In ten years, she will be happy to get a phone call from Playboy.

Kirsten Dunst was great in "Marie Antoinette," until she had to go and open her mouth.

by Johnny Iron February 9, 2007