2 definitions by Johnny Iron

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Probably the cleverest and most influential of all ancient Judean women.
Joseph: You're WHAT?!? Aw, shit, your old man is gonna kill me.

Mary: Don't worry, I thought up a great story.
by Johnny Iron February 01, 2007

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A quite attractive young movie star, unfortunately unencumbered by any sort of acting ability. Also dumb as a sack of hammers. In ten years, she will be happy to get a phone call from Playboy.
Kirsten Dunst was great in "Marie Antoinette," until she had to go and open her mouth.
by Johnny Iron February 08, 2007

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