Definitions by Johnny Haze

YBW 

You've been warned.

Popularized on Twitter by Charlie Sheen on March 8, 2011.

#Fastball; The Warlock is hungry. Hungry for corporate flesh. Live tonite - 7p PST. "Building the perfect torpedo" my manifesto @ustream ybw

YBW by Johnny Haze April 7, 2011

JKBNR 

Just Kidding, But Not Really.

"I'm going to get so drunk tonight I might just hook up with your mom. JKBNR."

JKBNR by Johnny Haze August 3, 2009

vegangelical 

A vegan who thinks that any other lifestyle choice besides veganism is wrong; one who similarly pushes veganism on others, often in a proselytizing way.

"I’m not a vegangelical," Dynise said. “John’s an adult and I respect his choices to eat meat, just as he respects mine.”

vegangelical by johnny haze January 12, 2009

fucktern 

An intern hired for sexual reasons.

Originally coined by Stephen Colbert on June 19, 2008

"Monica Lewinski is the quintessential fucktern."

fucktern by Johnny Haze June 19, 2008

DOC 

DOC is an abbreviation for "Drug of choice."

On the street:

"What's your DOC?"
"Herb."
"How much you want?"

DOC by Johnny Haze May 28, 2007