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Captain Ahab

1.Chubby Chaser.

2.Someone who really likes whale sized women.

3.Refers to his boner as a harpoon.

4.Uses ham for cologne.
So I heard Captain Ahab took Jen out for some ham. Sounds like a hot date.

That chick must be like 500 lbs. I'll bet Captain Ahab would love her.
by Johnny Grey June 4, 2007
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