whopper

A large turd, and it's not left in the toiletsky too long.
Why did the boy thrust both hands in the toilet ?
Because it takes 2 hands, to handle a WHOPPER !!!
by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005
mugGet the whoppermug.

tit boff

A type of "offbeat intercourse" where the cleavage is substituted for the nether regions.
I was going to give it to her in the butt but I tit-boffed 'er instead.
by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005
mugGet the tit boffmug.

pencil swirl

A hallucination seen when on LSD, kind of like a kaleidoscope of Greek epsilons.
My vision was full of pencil swirls that exploded into color when a truck backfired.
by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004
mugGet the pencil swirlmug.

oovy-oo

The name of your girlfriend.
Oh, oovy, I don't know, I feel so ooee-wooee all the time.....
by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004
mugGet the oovy-oomug.