1 definition by Johnny Big Mac 1215

A person named mike who acts like a cat and preys on baseball dads
Baseball player: This human cat named mike had sex with my dad Bob and then made us feed him cabbage.

Baseball player 2: Oh he is my baseball coach he has autism, he runs around in the outfield when we are taking BP.

Baseball player 1: what a retard
by Johnny Big Mac 1215 August 9, 2021
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