Every year on the night before Easter, the pope comes out of his hole
in the ground in Crawford Texas, which has a direct
tunnel to the Vatican City. If he sees his shadow, he looses his mind and there will
be 5 more weeks of Springtime. If he doesn't see his shadow, he will
be happy and crawl back
into the hole
until next year.
was started just after the Roswell incident in 1947.
"I can't wait to see the pope!" said
the crazy rabid
Look! The pope is coming! oh... no... wait... he's going back to his hole...
"Tomorrow is Popehog Day! Are you ready to go?" asked the rabid
"Sure, I hear this time he's gonna wear a soda hat." said