1 definition by JohnJcobJingleHimer Schmit

1. For the Lose
Said when you dislike something and want it to lose

2. Faster than lightning
Uber fast, incredibly fast

3. For the lulz
For the lols, for the laughs.
1.
Me: "New england Patriots FTL, fuck them."

2.
Guy: "Here!"
Buddy: "Damn, you're FTL"

3.
1: "Why'd you do that?"
2: "FTL."
3: "oh."
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