1 definition by John Randel Norwick

synonym to chicken fucker.

A tidy wank is a really nice guy who you love to hit with bottels on the head, but your not really sure why.
eg. that chicken fucker tidy wank bastard is at school today, lets go hit him with bottels.
by John Randel Norwick April 23, 2009
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