2 definitions by John Junior

The look one gets when they are constipated with confusion.
He has the ricardo splayed all over his face.
by John Junior September 29, 2006
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When a fat woman starts walking and begins to sweat. The friction of her moving thighs acting on her vagina creates a unique and often overpowering smell known as burnt cooter.
Megan walked over here and all i could smell was burnt cooter.
by John Junior September 29, 2006
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