2 definitions by John "Hannibal" Smith
Pretending to be a secret agent.
by John "Hannibal" Smith June 3, 2006
1. The Green Hornet = Britt Reid = Wealthy newspaper owner = Grand Nephew of John Reid = The Lone Ranger.
Keye Luke played Kato, the Green Hornet's Japanese assistant, in the 1940's (?). Bruce Lee played Kato in the 1960's. Keye Luke played Bruce Lee's old master in ENTER THE DRAGON (and a similar role in the KUNG FU TV series).
2. An ugly AMC two door hatchback in an ugly color.
Keye Luke played Kato, the Green Hornet's Japanese assistant, in the 1940's (?). Bruce Lee played Kato in the 1960's. Keye Luke played Bruce Lee's old master in ENTER THE DRAGON (and a similar role in the KUNG FU TV series).
2. An ugly AMC two door hatchback in an ugly color.
1. The Green Hornet TV show was started as a spin-off of BATMAN. Batman & Robin thought the Green Hornet & Kato were badguys, so they attacked them. The Green Hornet and Batman were about equal. Kato (Bruce Lee) kicked Robin's ass, and then ran over and finished off Batman.
2. I don't know which was worse, my green Hornet, or my orange Chevette. At least when I had the Chevette, I could honestly tell dumb blondes at the bar that I had a 'Vette, and then get them so blasted that they wouldn't notice when I drove them home.
2. I don't know which was worse, my green Hornet, or my orange Chevette. At least when I had the Chevette, I could honestly tell dumb blondes at the bar that I had a 'Vette, and then get them so blasted that they wouldn't notice when I drove them home.
by John "Hannibal" Smith May 20, 2006