98 definitions by John Smith

Parimal

Excessive user of the suffix "zilla" and constant tell of bad jokes eg."you can't go wrong making a right turn".
One who is Parimal is the only one who things that they are funny.

You are such a Parimal (meaning your not funny)

by John Smith August 16, 2004

Duck

A bird that swims on a lake

A eastern duck

by John Smith March 13, 2003

minty vagina

When you start to fuck a chick but then realize that her vagina is dirty, you go into the bathroom; smeer toothpaste/cleaning products on your penis and continue with the process of intercourse

John: God dammit dude i had to give Pocahontas a minty vagina last night!!...GOD DAMN WAS SHE DIRTY!!!
Charles: HA! that fucking sucks for you, you fucking queer...I gave lindsay a hot carl last night! u fucking loser

by John Smith February 27, 2005

lion tamer

grabbing a woman's vagina with both hands, spreading it wide apart and insert your head into it like a lion tamer.

That girl was so loose I pulled the lion tamer on her with no problem.

by John Smith March 31, 2005

penis eater

someone who eats dick
someone who loves the cock
a person who gives $1 SUCKY SUCKY
DICK DONER
NOB NIBBLER
SHAFT SHIFTER
TEA BAGGER

SHERMAN-DONT EAT THAT GUYS dick

by John Smith November 27, 2003

Ricci

A ranchy transvestite who enjoys placing rasins in her anus

Dude, did you see that Ricci, she smells schtanky

by John Smith December 31, 2005

GreenfireQ

Someone Who was orginally called Sk8bordin01 and used AOL and Used IGn but left AOL and IGN!

My Q is on Fire and is Green

by John Smith September 3, 2004