1 definition by Joey Peanuts
A female college freshman who fucks numerous members of the rugby team on the couch in the rugby house, couches in Sophomore dorms, or just straight up raw dawgs on the couch.
Yo, Garbage Dick just got Couch Monstered in Hitchcock!
Yo, Joe just got caught by the couch monster!
Yo, Joe just got caught by the couch monster!
by Joey Peanuts March 10, 2009