4 definitions by Joel Epstein Leider
Derek J had such bad soggy cones Erin was worried about income for the winter. She stated if he did not perk them up into shape she would not be able to get her third liposuction procedure.
by Joel Epstein Leider July 10, 2018
Dr. Festicle, Cheif Smegmatologist, checked under flounders stomach for green formundacheese build up. Dr. Festicle stated it looked a lot like smegma.
by Joel Epstein Leider July 15, 2018
Derek J did not want to pay for Erin's third liposuction appointment, stating she keeps blowing up right after and it is a waste of money. Erin replied, "Derek stop being a pepstein, slap on the yamica and open the wallet."
by Joel Epstein Leider July 15, 2018
Derek J's milk dudz made great snow plows in the winter. The extra money generated from plowing allowed Erin a second liposuction appointment. The milk release feature proved to melt snow like salt would shrivel a slug.
by Joel Epstein Leider July 10, 2018