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2 definitions by Joe in Colorado

Noun: the act of taking a giant shit resulting in a state of extreme hunger due to the evacuation of so much material from the digestive tract.
Dude 1: That shit I took was so huge, I feel like I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinocerous.

Dude 2: Man, you just took a starver.
by Joe in Colorado October 18, 2007
To send a text message while taking a dump.
I was sitting in my office, diligently working yesterday, when suddenly Adam shittertexted me. How disgusting!
by Joe in Colorado November 28, 2007