Definitions by Joe Physics

balloonis 

A pretense in presenting something as adequate simply because it has implied qualities that are meant to compensate for its obvious inadequacy.

This nouvelle cuisine crap is balloonis, just give me a double burger and a big gulp.

balloonis by Joe Physics July 29, 2004

monkey button 

An over sized button used in the user interface of a software application. Although rising in popularity as monitor resolutions increase, some purists see them as a decadent waste of screen real estate and yearn for the simpler and more cerebral era of keyboard short-cuts and drop-down menus.

Yo dude! What's with the money buttons? I just want to pound my alt-key.

monkey button by Joe Physics June 18, 2004

balloonis 

1. Full of empty or pretentious language; bombastic.
2. Unduly enlarged or aggrandized; inflated

The attempt to expound on his balloois ethos made his argument appear spurious.

balloonis by Joe Physics June 18, 2004