Joe Physics's definitions

balloonis

1. Full of empty or pretentious language; bombastic.
2. Unduly enlarged or aggrandized; inflated

The attempt to expound on his balloois ethos made his argument appear spurious.

by Joe Physics June 18, 2004

monkey button

An over sized button used in the user interface of a software application. Although rising in popularity as monitor resolutions increase, some purists see them as a decadent waste of screen real estate and yearn for the simpler and more cerebral era of keyboard short-cuts and drop-down menus.

Yo dude! What's with the money buttons? I just want to pound my alt-key.

by Joe Physics June 18, 2004

balloonis

A pretense in presenting something as adequate simply because it has implied qualities that are meant to compensate for its obvious inadequacy.

This nouvelle cuisine crap is balloonis, just give me a double burger and a big gulp.

by Joe Physics July 29, 2004