Joe Nazmdeh's definitions

quim

A Womens VAGINA, Very Cosy place to store your penis;)

Andrew- Fuckin Hell i'd love to get a peek of bethany's quim!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 13, 2006

gold digger

someone that marries or dates someone just for there money.

That Sleazy Bitch was a gold digger, she stole my credit cards and had it away on her toes!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

W800i

The greatest mp3 phone ever made by Sony Erricson!

I like the feeling of my W800i, it makes me orgasm

by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2007

cum

a sticky substance which shoots out your penis like greased lightning.

David - O Bugga.... I Cummed on My Late Grandmothers Tv Control

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

nobcheese

A fuckin' stinky substance which builds up under your Bell end if you dont clean it regularly.

After being ill for a few days in bed, Timothy found that he had a large collection of Nobcheese (Smegma) waiting to be cleaned underneath his bellend.

by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006

GB

The abreviation of either 'Great Britain' or 'Gigabytes'

Example 1: GB is a shit hole....

Example 2: My MP3 holds 34 GB of songs...

by Joe Nazmdeh December 1, 2006

posh wank

Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.

Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"

Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005