Joe Nazmdeh's definitions

two bob bits

Slang word meaning the shits aka diorrea.

Timothy - "Soz m8 i cant go cinema tonight I got the two bob bits, i'll be shittin like a horse"

by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

W800i

The greatest mp3 phone ever made by Sony Erricson!

I like the feeling of my W800i, it makes me orgasm

by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2007

gilf

A Grandmother I'd Like To Fuck.

Did you just see that hot piece of granny ass!? thats some serious gilf mofo!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 13, 2006

posh wank

Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.

Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"

Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

GB

The abreviation of either 'Great Britain' or 'Gigabytes'

Example 1: GB is a shit hole....

Example 2: My MP3 holds 34 GB of songs...

by Joe Nazmdeh December 1, 2006

nobcheese

A fuckin' stinky substance which builds up under your Bell end if you dont clean it regularly.

After being ill for a few days in bed, Timothy found that he had a large collection of Nobcheese (Smegma) waiting to be cleaned underneath his bellend.

by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006

tit wash

Where a man cums onto a women's titties.

Livvi- Fuckin' Give me A Tit Wash Now!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006