Joe Nazmdeh's definitions

char

The abreviation of the word 'Character'

My char would own your ass!

by Joe Nazmdeh February 24, 2007

two bob bits

Slang word meaning the shits aka diorrea.

Timothy - "Soz m8 i cant go cinema tonight I got the two bob bits, i'll be shittin like a horse"

by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

nobcheese

A fuckin' stinky substance which builds up under your Bell end if you dont clean it regularly.

After being ill for a few days in bed, Timothy found that he had a large collection of Nobcheese (Smegma) waiting to be cleaned underneath his bellend.

by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006

GB

The abreviation of either 'Great Britain' or 'Gigabytes'

Example 1: GB is a shit hole....

Example 2: My MP3 holds 34 GB of songs...

by Joe Nazmdeh December 1, 2006

cum

a sticky substance which shoots out your penis like greased lightning.

David - O Bugga.... I Cummed on My Late Grandmothers Tv Control

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

tit wash

Where a man cums onto a women's titties.

Livvi- Fuckin' Give me A Tit Wash Now!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006

posh wank

Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.

Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"

Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005