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1 definition by Joe Mammoth

 
1.
teg
1. Synonym For Homosexual.

2. Titty Eating Grandma.

3. A Tubby Gamer That Masturbates Often.
Joe: Fuck man I feel like a teg just sitting here eating taco bell playing cod with my left hand while masturbating with my right hand.

Bob: You're fucked up.
by Joe Mammoth July 17, 2012