1 definition by Joe Dietz

The act of receiving a blumpkin while picking win, place, or show for todays simulcast racing, drinking a beer, smoking a Camel Unfiltered, and eating a jelly donut.
Mike you have been in a great mood lately, what gives? I finally convinced the old lady that a watkeys a day keeps the doctors away.
by Joe Dietz March 8, 2008
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