1 definition by Joe DIck Johnson

Scalised

To wake up the next morning after drinking to find your self naked, your ass hurting, and in a strangers bed. Then be told by the stranger that she has Herpes, genital warts, Crabs, a bad case of the clap, and she has a penis.

Dude, I woke up after last night to find out I've been scalised by my Co-worker!

by Joe DIck Johnson July 31, 2008