5 definitions by Joe Boggs

Top Definition
n.

1. euphamism for sex
2. something (usually flashy like a lure) used to get sex
3. drugs, particularly cocaine, crack, or E
1. Hey little girl, want some candy?

2. Hey little girl, want some candy?

3. Hey little girl, want some candy?
by Joe Boggs December 23, 2003
n.
a young girl that gets innapropriate sexual attention from an older man or men After Lolita, the heroine of Lolita, a novel by Vladimir Nabokov.

adj.
a type of pornography depicting underage girls, or woman made to appear as underage girls
n.
His friend's sister thought it was fun being the neighborhood lolita, but then she got knocked up, had to drop out of school, all the while her baby' daddy is doing time for statutory rape.

adj.
The well respected teacher got twenty years to life in the federal pen for making lolita videos and selling them on the internet, now he's been reduced to a crybaby punk.
by Joe Boggs December 23, 2003
n.

1. an eleven day drug binge starting on a friday afternoon, and ending the week after the following monday when you are being resucitated in the emergency room and realize that if you survive you've probably been fired, lost your car, and will be evicted.

2. a 3 day computer overclocking binge starting on a friday afternoon and ending the following monday just before lunch when you realize that your video game addiction might just cost you your new promotion.
Bob with crystal meth in his pocket, and Joe with the new AMD Athlon-64 in his pocket passed in the hall and wished each other a happy tweekend.
by Joe Boggs December 23, 2003
n.

something such as jewelry or flashy cars that kidnappers, pedophiles, and pimps use to hook small children and teenagers in to trusting them and going with them so they are away from their parents or guardians and can be exploited
The police matched the color and year of Tom's Viper with the lure used by the kidnapper, so they brought him in for questioning.
by Joe Boggs December 23, 2003
n.

the best picture magazine in the world, published in New York, featuring college age girls showing things that their fathers' haven't seen since they used to change their diapers (unless they are from West Virginia).

adj.

1. the type of close fit you get when you are with a virgin

2. something (nearly) as nice as getting it on with a young virgin

3. cheap

adv.

a close relationship such as between fathers and daughters from West Virginia
n.

As soon as I get a job, I'm getting a subscription to Tight so I don't have to steal my brother's sticky copies.

adj.

1. These gloves are so tight, they are like Jim's sister was before I got done with her.

2. That Lincoln is one tight ride.

3. Your mom is so tight she makes me buy the condoms.

adv.

Me and my cousin's girlfriend are so tight, he'll probably start suspecting the kid is mine and not his.
by Joe Boggs December 23, 2003
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