2 definitions by Jock Cousteau

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An obsessive, over-zealous and egotistical Park Ranger who feels a need to ticket drivers for speeding, typically on roads outside of his or her jurisdiction.
Better slow down, those Pork Rangers will ticket you for five miles over the limit!
by Jock Cousteau July 17, 2008

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The sticks and stems that remain after cleaning your stash of weed.
Hey, let's grind up the lumberage and sell it to you little bro.
by Jock Cousteau June 09, 2011

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