2 definitions by Joan not John

Fuck aids my guy, I ain't got aids but y'all ever thought about smashing sum bitch then turns out she fucked sum one else? Like damn dude if you smash not only are your getting sloppy seconds but you also might be copping her aids.
Every thot: hey daddy

You: hey lemme fuck your face

Every thot every: bet

You: bet

Your guy: she fucked Drake

You: FUCK AIDS!!!!
by Joan not John July 27, 2018
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People with the nick name drakylongsnaky are often decently tall people that surround them selves in cock, the are very feminine. They often buy ever new skin for fortnite and steal money from their mother like a bitch. They can't stand being criticized.
Fat ass Andrew: Hey where's drakylongsnaky?

John: probably sum where getting dicked down.

Andrew: oh, I didn't know that cause I was too busy eating

John: I'm super hungry my guy

(John smells like weed)
by Joan not John July 27, 2018
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