4 definitions by Jizzonah
When you are at a bar mitzvah ceremony and begin to nut uncontrollably, similar to a garden hose full of jizz. Usually considered a religious hate crime in most west indonesian cultures.
Bro did you hear about Jacob Goldstein’s Jizz Mitzvah!? Uncle Goldstein couldn’t control his jizz! It went everywhere.
by Jizzonah May 6, 2023
When you complete an event in each major jizz sport (jizz baseball, jizz soccer, jizz and field, etc.). The winner of a jizzathalon gets slimed in jizz (similar to the winner of a Nickelodeon kids choice award, but less green assuming the donor jizz is healthy).
Wanna run a jizzathalon later?
Remember that one time you completed a jizzathalon and got slimed in moderately green jizz.
Remember that one time you completed a jizzathalon and got slimed in moderately green jizz.
by Jizzonah May 6, 2023
When group of friends all nut in a jacuzzi at the same time while listening to Cheif Keef. Could possibly lead to impregnation of the next female to use the jizzcuzzi.
Hey are you and Tommy down to Jizzcuzzi later?
“I was a lab baby” “I was adopted” “I was a Jizzcuzzi baby…”
“I was a lab baby” “I was adopted” “I was a Jizzcuzzi baby…”
by Jizzonah May 6, 2023