Jizzle Fo Shizzle's definitions
Dirty ice.
Derives from how Wendy's (and other fast food places) sometimes have open air ice machines, letting dust, and other foreign objects fall in.
This should not be ingested or even put in drinks.
Unless you're fond of Herpes and Gonorrhea.
Derives from how Wendy's (and other fast food places) sometimes have open air ice machines, letting dust, and other foreign objects fall in.
This should not be ingested or even put in drinks.
Unless you're fond of Herpes and Gonorrhea.
Dave: "Dude, what's wrong?"
Clayton: "I think I have Herpes. I totally had Wendy's ice yesterday."
Dave: "Bad move, man."
Clayton: "I think I have Herpes. I totally had Wendy's ice yesterday."
Dave: "Bad move, man."
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle September 22, 2007

Jake: Hi Jill. I love you. APRIL FOOLS
Jill: ok. *Jill runs to corner and cries*
Amber: Jake you are being a crapbag!
Jake: *runs and hides in closet to get away from Amber*
Jill: ok. *Jill runs to corner and cries*
Amber: Jake you are being a crapbag!
Jake: *runs and hides in closet to get away from Amber*
by Jizzle fo Shizzle April 22, 2006

The sustitute of alcohol in your CoCo Puffs or other breakfast cereal instead of milk.
Found usually in college dorms and trailer parks.
Found usually in college dorms and trailer parks.
Dan: Man, we're out of milk. I'm not gonna eat these Lucky Charms dry.
Nick: Then use some Smirnoff and have alcocohol.
Dan: Thanks man. Want a ride to class?
Nick: Nah, my girl's pickin' me up in her trailer.
Nick: Then use some Smirnoff and have alcocohol.
Dan: Thanks man. Want a ride to class?
Nick: Nah, my girl's pickin' me up in her trailer.
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 27, 2008

by Jizzle fo Shizzle April 30, 2006

The Monday after any given Super Bowl, when all you do is get over your hang-over, and talk about the game.
Person 1: Oh.Em.Gee!!!! Did you see that one play yesterday?!?!?!? The one between the FedEx and UPS commericials? OH EM GEEEEEEE!!! It was RAD!!!!
Person 2: Stfu. I drank every time Da Bears scored, and got pretty hammered. Major hangover. Don't you see it's Super Bowl Monday?
Person 2: Stfu. I drank every time Da Bears scored, and got pretty hammered. Major hangover. Don't you see it's Super Bowl Monday?
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 13, 2008
