Jiub's definitions

hummer

The best car in the world; cna turn any car into into a speed bump, except excursions.

Hey, will ya' look at that, I have a neon convertable stuck in my hummer's tire!

by Jiub May 24, 2003

Excursion

Biggest, abddest, stupidest, biggest, dumbest thing that wastes space; only good for teaching kids to drive because your kids won't die, the other guy will; turns every car into a speed bump.

AAAAHHH! Here comes an excursion!

by Jiub May 24, 2003

Earth

The Alabama of space, we humans are stupid, and no aliens want to live here permanantly, they are only passing through.

Hey, look it's Earth, let's not go there.

by Jiub May 24, 2003

SNAFU

Situation normal, all fucked up; Often used by the US armed forces.

cheif, we have a snafu!

by Jiub May 24, 2003

BUFF

Big Ugly Fat Fucker; The nickname given to the B-52 bomber.

We got a BUFF coming in at 12 oclock!

by Jiub May 24, 2003

hulk

The green guy who's all of his clothes rip off, except his pants, which turn purple, no matter what color they were before.

an ok rollercoaster

I don't want to turn into the hulk again!

I threw up on the hulk

by Jiub May 24, 2003

Fool

What Mr. T calls people he don't like, but minues the L, so stop that jiba jaba, foo'!

You foo' betta get away from me!
I pitty da foo!

by Jiub June 16, 2003