Jimyee97's definitions

raspberry delite

an incredible woman that has a shade of red hair. this is one you squeeze and never let go. she's beautiful understanding and is epitomizes inner strength. she can walk through the running of the bulls with red hair and survive.

Jill: where's Heather? I miss her.

Jack: I like to refer to her as raspberry delite. she's probably being awesome somewhere awesome. I miss her tóo.

by Jimyee97 February 18, 2017

Lobstergate

A public reaction from an observation by world famous astrologer Chris Brennan that some artists randomly substitute the zodiac sign cancer with a lobster. The Cancer constellation is shaped like a crab, and its symbolism is lost as a lobster. This caused much reaction in early 2019.

Jimmy: Are you tired of lobstergate yet?

Gary: I am but it bothers me to see people believing that lobsters and crabs are the same animals.

by Jimyee97 February 28, 2019

Mermaid surprise

When a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. She has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands sexual attention. She swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off.

Jimmy: I'm seeing Krista again. She's more amazing then I remember.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.

by Jimyee97 July 30, 2017

Psychic STDs

The negative vibes, impressions, or feelings people can impose on you. They are usually bad and hard to get rid of. There is no known reason on why some people are more sensitive to receiving them.

Jimmy-Hey Ronnie! I feel like shit. I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the train.

Ronnie-How is she doing?

Jinmy - Terrible. She was sad about life. Dropped a ton of psychic STDs on me.

by Jimyee97 February 1, 2019