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3 definitions by Jimmy Somerville

 
1.
Having sex with a large fat woman.
Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"
by Jimmy Somerville March 07, 2008
 
2.
penis, cock, mahood (aroused)
"Hey love can i plug my main cable into your love socket?"
by Jimmy Somerville March 07, 2008
 
3.
Large continuous dump shaped like a German WW2 submarine. Usually occurs the morning after a night of numerous beers followed by a curry
"Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?", "Jesus love take it easy, i just sunk a u-boat"
by Jimmy Somerville March 07, 2008