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A small, brown creature that lives in the bowel. When released from the anus into the toilet where it starts its journey through the sewage pipes, where it meets it's other fellow turds. They don't have such a long lifespan since as soon as they reach the sewage plant the smelly, uncouth creatures are sadly murdered.
This turd's doesn't want to leave!
by Jimmy Blog March 17, 2008
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