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The Massey

Where one would shit in a condom, freeze it overnight and then use it anally as a dildo. *Optional*, after using it, one would make a small piercing in the top and drink it like a yogurt.

Person 1: I did The Massey this morning.

Person2: Dont speak to me again, ever!

by Jimmy Appleyard December 8, 2012