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from the German word "Lenze" meaning to kick ass and chew bubble gum, while simultaneously receiving reach arounds from spider girls and making sweet love to nubile concubines. A Lenze can also be used to resurface corneas, and as food for plants. It is widely known that Lenze was also an ancient, forgotten Sumerian god of fertility, known for increasing the virility of women only for the purpose of impregnating them to spread his god-spawn.
I prayed at a Lenze statue today, and I'm already three months pregnant!
by Jiminy Gordon March 30, 2011

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