2 definitions by Jim Thicky

Henry Shukert

The epitome of a perfect human specimen. It's as if God poked Joanna in the womb and created a God amongst men. Some will call this shang gri la of a man blasphemous, but they simply cannot handle the pure godliness that the Heavens have graced our Earth with.

*You ever heard of some guy named Jesus Christ, he's a total Henry Shukert wannabe.*

by Jim Thicky February 19, 2021

Evan Greenlee

The perfect human specimen. Six foot five inches tall, 250 pounds body weight, four percent body fat, and the most fertile semen ever produced in the history of mankind. With only one look he can impregnate any woman of his choosing as they will carry his godly spawn to term. He is known throughout South Vietnam as the Tadpole Angel who shall bring great power and honor to all.

I think that the most comparable person to Jesus Christ is probably someone like EVAN GREENLEE.

by Jim Thicky September 15, 2021