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When one rams his two hands in the shape of someone praying up someone else's Gluteus Maximus.
Person 1: *distraction* Hey, how are you?
Victim: I'm good, you?
Person 2: *churches*
Victim: Oh my God you were inside of my rectum!
by Jilliam Whon November 1, 2016
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