Definitions by Jghd erguiordf

scene of the crime 

The area, most likely a room, in which one has had sex the previous night.

"Man, why is there cum all over the walls? You need to clean up the scene of the crime."

scene of the crime by Jghd erguiordf August 19, 2006

do the crime 

To have sex. Can't have a much more simple definition than that. The place where you have sex is often referred to as the scene of the crime.

I would like nothing less than to do the crime with Carmen Electra.
Doesn't really matter where.

do the crime by Jghd erguiordf August 19, 2006

the mad real world 

Ain'tcha heard? It's that new show where they take one white guy and make him live with six of the craziest black people.

From The Mad Real World:

White guy: "Tyree...you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie."

Tyree: "Now wait a minute you got that all wrong. I ain't have sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed-ed it."

Katie: "Yeah, Tyree, you had sex with me too..."

Tyree: "Correction. I had sex with Katie."

the mad real world by Jghd erguiordf August 19, 2006

menthol

Mint-flavored cigarretes.

"Why do black people like menthols so much?"

"Uh...I don't know-"

"-That's correct! Nobody knows....nobody knows..."

menthol by Jghd erguiordf August 15, 2006