4 definitions by Jeus the basketball master

Guinea Pig

The most powerful entity in all of existence. Seriously. If you see one, it is too late. The guinea horde will rip all your delicate skin and flesh until you are nothing but dust. If you want to make it out alive, you won't. You must accept your fate as guinea pig chow.

A GUINEA PIG!!!! RUN!!!!!

by Jeus the basketball master April 24, 2021

Nuke the Fridge

When your fridge is empty so you get pissed and drop a nuclear bomb on it

PLEASE DO NOT NUKE THE FRIDGE.

by Jeus the basketball master July 17, 2021

Girl who eats carrots

A woman who eats orange vegetables known as carrots. What did you expect?!

Linda: eats a carrot
Josh: Look! A girl who eats carrots!

by Jeus the basketball master July 17, 2021

Emperor's New Groove

A phenomenal movie for true chads. The humor makes professional comedians weep.

"The Emperor's New Groove was indeed the best movie in all existence"

- A wise man

by Jeus the basketball master June 9, 2021