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2 definitions by Jett Whitworth

 
1.
A person who thinks having an iPhone makes him more informed or superior to those around him.
A combination of iPhone and douche.
Did you see Jerry whip out his iPhone and correct the clients weather report. What an iPhouche.
by Jett Whitworth December 18, 2007
 
2.
A person who act like they are hip because they bought themselves an iPhone.
Jerry was really impressed with how many people wanted to fondle his iPhone, but the IT guys knew he was just an iPhony.
by Jett Whitworth December 18, 2007