Using the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song to break up with someone. (As seen in www.xkcd.com/464)
Now, this is a story all about my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became uncertain about our relationship. I think you just like having a girlfriend, it doesn't matter who. I think we should break up.
The Reverse Bel-Air only works once, so make it unforgettable.
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