3 definitions by Jessmess

Asscube

The product of taking ice cubes and inserting them into one’s anus for sexual purposes.

Jessie: Dude, last night I totally got distracted by asscubes. I didn’t mean to blow you off.

Paul: Girl, Surgeon General says that you shouldn’t do that too much or it’ll mess with your anal sphincter.

by Jessmess May 21, 2019

Goregasm

The involuntary sexual explosion felt when you heinously murder someone.

“Dude, I killed that bitch and had a goregasm last night. I’m getting riled up just thinking about it.

by Jessmess May 31, 2019

a chi mi dice

a song that was sung by the british boyband blue. the lyrics were written by tiziano ferro

a chi mi dice is the best blue song ever

by Jessmess June 6, 2007