-A Christian University
-Full of Hypocrites
-A Bubble that contains you for 4 or more years of your life because they built a sucky law school in the ghetto.
-You can't have sex on campus so the students are forced to do it in cars which isn't any fun at all.
Roommate:"Will you hold my bible for a sec?"
Me:"As long as it doesn't burn me."
Every student that I see at the bars comes knocking on my door asking if I am saved.