MRA means "Men's Rights Activist". No seriously. There are actually people who are so stupid they think that men are oppressed anywhere in the world. Just sit and think about the laughably small brain it takes to be an MRA.
While research on the feeding habits of MRAs is limited, feminists tend to speculate that they were fed paint in lieu of breast milk as a child. This would explain the intense mental retardation they have as adults.
Feminist scholars also have concluded that MRAs are actually crab people who intend to shove womin back into slavery (you might not notice too much of a difference), and then kill all the men and rule the earth themselves. It is thus suggested that you throw all MRAs on a grill and fry them to death. Do not eat them; the MRA carries many fatal illnesses such as stupid, herpes, and Feline AIDS (they are known to fuck their cats, just like New Age
Tabitha: Fire up the grill; we got an MRA coming!
Jessica: Holy shit, would you look at the size of that ego! He must of drank a whole lot of chemicals as a baby!
Slack off hippies who don't even have the tits to actually stand for a cause. The believe that the best way to become one with the earth is to buy mass produced books, tapes, crystals, cloth, and other crap that probably were responsible for the death of at least one species of exotic tree and a few dozen monkeys.
They also like to be lazy "vegetarians", lazy activists, and generally holier-than-thou twats who hate any emotion that isn't about sprinkling flowers and love or fucking your cat.
New Agers like to live in pricey lofts that are especially equipped for white people, drink frappuccinos, and denounce anyone who actually cares about the environment as "extremists". They are usually pacifists, so they're great for the beginner gun enthusiast.
Beth: Holy shit, look at that New Ager!
Jessica: Yeah, I got that beauty a few nights ago. He kept screaming about me disrupting his "chi", so it was a little difficult to concentrate and aim properly.
Otherkin are a group of twats- sorry- "spiritual beings" who believe that they are wolves and dragons and elves, despite the fact that none of these creatures have ever been proven to exist on earth. When presented with this rebuttal, they then say something about other dimensions, even though these creatures were first "seen" as physical beings. So apparently for hundreds of years, people have just been getting it wrong until they showed up.
They also laughably claim to be very "critical" of their beliefs, and have to PROVE that they are actually were-dragon fairy rapists. They have "memories" about past lives, even though if they actually did, that would mean their brain would have to travel with them through their different lives. So not only would autopsies be fucked up, they'd have to have one in the first place.
They claim to be "different" from people, though they will also say that they lead normal lives and do normal things just like you! Wow. So not only do they not have to prove that they are magical elven pigs, but they don't even have to sustain this connection with the spiritual realm with such things as customs and habits and logic. Maybe because that would make them even bigger social-outcasts than they already are. And no one wants to be even worse than a regular otherkin.
Twat: I'm otherkin. I've been very critical of my beliefs so that I now know for sure I'm a donkey kelpie muppet
Gail: Really? Prove it.
Twat: ...I have my faith.
Gail: I have faith that I should jam a rusty spear through your abdominal muscles. Don't be so close minded against me!