Strawberries are the most blissful, optimistic, productive crew. THE STRAWBERRY MAFIA (TSM) is what they are called. Not anyone can become a strawberry. Only the ones you deserve it. You may give them reasons why you want to be one, but not all of them are plausible. So they may belittle you if you are not worthy. You have to be congenial and intriguing in order to be an ultimate strawberry. So if you want to become the best of the best... it's most likely they will reject you with alacrity and call you from then on a dingleberry.
Dingleberry: Hey, can I become an ultimate strawberry???
(TSM): Only if you deserve it. Do you think you are worthy of our ethics?
Dingleberry: Oh most certainly yes!!! I know I am worthy to become part of the Strawberries.
(TSM): Well guess what... Your not!!! HAHA!!! So I suggest you run or something egregious might happen to you.
Dingleberry: AHHHHH!!! Curse you TSM
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