Definitions by Jesse McCormack

Poon Swoozled 

Preventing a fellow female from getting ass when shes going down the stretch. A person (male/female) can poon swoozle inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or bitch-ism.

I could have totally hooked up with that dude if that cunt hadn't poon swoozled me.

Poon Swoozled by Jesse McCormack October 6, 2008