9 definitions by Jesse Hattabaugh
I've got an STP, my computer got a virus while I was looking at online porn.
Friend: I think my girlfriend's pregnant.
Me: Sounds like you have an STP.
Friend: I think my girlfriend's pregnant.
Me: Sounds like you have an STP.
by Jesse Hattabaugh May 9, 2006
A person from the country that has discovered technology, and has an industrious if somewhat partial understanding of it.
"Bubba used t'be a hillbilly. Now he's a cyberbilly, got'im a job in Silicon Valley an' everything"
"Is that cyberbilly posting pictures of his truck on MySpace again?"
"Is that cyberbilly posting pictures of his truck on MySpace again?"
by Jesse Hattabaugh February 5, 2009
by Jesse Hattabaugh April 8, 2006
A combination of the names Stewart and Colbert, hosts of the American talk shows "The Daily Show with John Stewart" and "The Colbert Report" which air back to back on Comedy Central.
I thought about going to vote in the primaries, but I decided to stay home and watch Stewbert instead.
by Jesse Hattabaugh January 10, 2008
“Isn’t it great that we live in the Bay Area?” “Yes, it is, isn’t it? Look at the sun setting over the fog-enveloped bridge” “Look at Mt. Tam!” “Look at that multi-racial lesbian couple doing tai-chi!” “Look at those guys in assless chaps!” “Yes, it’s all so wonderful, I can barely drink my Fair-Trade soy latte with shavings of sustainably grown chocolate mejicano without crying!” “Uh Oh, I think we have bayarrhea!” “What are you a war-mongering, baby seal clubbing, conservative or something!?”
by Jesse Hattabaugh December 19, 2006
When your internet service provider (namely Cox Communications) blocks communication on one of your ports in order to prevent you from providing some service such as file sharing, or web page serving.
by Jesse Hattabaugh April 8, 2006
Rejecting someone before they have a chance to reject you. Often used as an emotional defense mechanism.
by Jesse Hattabaugh December 28, 2006