Jesse's definitions

R.Kelly

1. Petophiliac rat bastard
2. Sexual relations with an underaged person

1. pee wee herman just rkelly'd that 5 year old girl over there.
2."i'm like so what im drunk?" well its against the law to bang 14 year olds buddy.

by Jesse April 24, 2003

mexicoon

mexicoon means somebody that's half black half mexican.

mexi=mexican
coon=black person

mexi+coon=mexicoon

lots of mexicoons live in texas

by Jesse June 2, 2004

Columbus Shelf

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.

Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.

by Jesse November 19, 2003

pop-up

An advertisement that pops up on your computer screen when you least expect it.

This pop-up stopper is a joke!

by Jesse August 11, 2003

kee

Another word for cool which is sarcastically used as an insult when people say insanely stupid things.

Origin: Evolved from "Yer cool!"

This word is often used when describing sick people. (see my definition of sick)

"Really? I'm a dumb face? You're kee, Sam."

by Jesse May 3, 2004

aftershock

The act of sucking the Pinkie after performing the shocker.

by jesse March 17, 2003

1st base

french kiss or make out

i got to 1st base with a hott chick at the movies

by jesse November 3, 2003