Jesse's definitions

fiznat your candrow

fiznat your candrow

to fiznat your candrow is to call your mother.

gangster #1 : yo boy who you be callin'
gangster #2 : I gotta fiznat ma candrow

by jesse November 10, 2004

fart

The hurrendous emission of hot, often humid, and horrible smellin gas from the Anus- hole... which smells terrible itself. For any moron who wonders why farts smell, I'll tell ya. It's because farts are more or less shit-vapor.

I'm gonna pull down my pants, and rip a nasty fart on your forehead in the middle of the night. HA!! Hopefully nothing else will come out!

by JESSE October 15, 2006

grrlcrazy

n.,the overindulgence in the whole "grrl-" prefixation.

Grrl-this, grrl-that, she's really grrlcrazy.

by Jesse December 14, 2003

Ooglefracken

A word that you shout when you are uberly pissed off. Also a grand name for a future Terminator movie. Spoken with a German accent.

rAnDoM aIrHeAd: omg lyk u r so dum
Me: Awwww frick
rAnDoM aIrHeAd: omg lyk i cant believe u r talkin lyk dat omg lyk u no noting
Me: I can't take this anymore!! OOGLEFRACKEN!!!

by Jesse February 3, 2005

teeth

used when speaking in a sort of code is a must. used to refer to tits, breasts, boobs, mammary glands or whatever else you want to call the sweet sweet mounds of glory on a female's chest.

Hey Jimmy, peep that dame over there she has nice teeth, but don't let ya girl see you.

by Jesse February 13, 2005

f'rank

A contraction of fucking and rank. Similar in style to fugly. Something is f'rank if it is extremely rancid. Can be used in any situation where expressing your disgust is required.

As I entered the room a f'rank smell filled my nostrils. Nasty!

by Jesse March 7, 2005

moist Gary

A complete joke of a human. One who has a I.Q. just north of 25.More than likely this person was inbred.This person often shits themselves in public, but not out of lack of self control, but because they are sick and enjoy the feeling and the stench. Always have bad hygeine.

Jesus look at that retarded homeless man in the gutter he's such a moist Gary.

by Jesse December 1, 2003