Jesse's definitions

oss

Origin: "Yer awesome!"

A sarcastic insult generally used when someone or something is very kee. Kee and oss can be used in the same sentence to create more variety and affectiveness.

"You're an oss person!"
"Oss guy!"

by Jesse May 3, 2004

maxin

Climax or orgasm

I was maxin when my hoe started bumpin

by Jesse August 14, 2003

fart

The hurrendous emission of hot, often humid, and horrible smellin gas from the Anus- hole... which smells terrible itself. For any moron who wonders why farts smell, I'll tell ya. It's because farts are more or less shit-vapor.

I'm gonna pull down my pants, and rip a nasty fart on your forehead in the middle of the night. HA!! Hopefully nothing else will come out!

by JESSE October 15, 2006

sick

A person or situation which is very kee is sick. Not just averagely kee, but kee all the time. Even more kee than an oss guy.

"Ah, sick! That Mex is giving fake expertise!"

by Jesse May 3, 2004

ski pro

Someone with exceptional skiing skills

Sunny Bono was drunk, skiied into a tree, and died.

by Jesse April 24, 2003

grrlcrazy

n.,the overindulgence in the whole "grrl-" prefixation.

Grrl-this, grrl-that, she's really grrlcrazy.

by Jesse December 14, 2003

f'rank

A contraction of fucking and rank. Similar in style to fugly. Something is f'rank if it is extremely rancid. Can be used in any situation where expressing your disgust is required.

As I entered the room a f'rank smell filled my nostrils. Nasty!

by Jesse March 7, 2005