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Another word for cool which is sarcastically used as an insult when people say insanely stupid things.
Origin: Evolved from "Yer cool!"
This word is often used when describing sick people. (see my definition of sick)
Origin: Evolved from "Yer cool!"
This word is often used when describing sick people. (see my definition of sick)
by Jesse May 3, 2004
Get the kee mug.A person or situation which is very kee is sick. Not just averagely kee, but kee all the time. Even more kee than an oss guy.
by Jesse May 3, 2004
Get the sick mug.Origin: "Yer awesome!"
A sarcastic insult generally used when someone or something is very kee. Kee and oss can be used in the same sentence to create more variety and affectiveness.
A sarcastic insult generally used when someone or something is very kee. Kee and oss can be used in the same sentence to create more variety and affectiveness.
by Jesse May 3, 2004
Get the oss mug.Origin: Resessive Mexicans.
A very kee and oss Mexican with white skin and red hair which carries many strange resessive traits. Mexes often do yard work or have pressure washing businesses. They generally like to squeeze into trucks with 3 or 4 other Mexicans in them. It can be used as a name or a noun. When generically used, it can also simply mean Mexican, but it generally refers to sweaty Mexicans doing yard work.
A very kee and oss Mexican with white skin and red hair which carries many strange resessive traits. Mexes often do yard work or have pressure washing businesses. They generally like to squeeze into trucks with 3 or 4 other Mexicans in them. It can be used as a name or a noun. When generically used, it can also simply mean Mexican, but it generally refers to sweaty Mexicans doing yard work.
"Hey, look there's 18 Mexes in that Toyota truck! How oss!"
"Sam's a mex."
"Hey, Mex, are you done mowing my yard?
"Sam's a mex."
"Hey, Mex, are you done mowing my yard?
by Jesse May 3, 2004
Get the mex mug.1. To self-destruct, melt-down or implode under the weight of one's own arrogance. 2. To fail spectacularly, particularly in matters of warfare or diplomacy; to plunge into chaos. 3. Absolute, unmitigated disaster of national or international proportions and consequence; policy failure so utterly abject and miserable as to approach the realm of the epic.
"Although long considered to be a costly and murderous fiasco, the prisoner abuse scandal revealed the war in Iraq to be nothing short of a rumsfailure." See also: "Karma"
by jesse May 18, 2004
Get the rumsfail mug.v., 1. To eliminate an enemy or malefactor, or to rectify a near fatal error or terrible mistake. 2. To remove from high office, through judicial review or public referendum, a dangerous imbecile, odious fraud, or chimpanzee. 3. To reclaim the soul of one's country by reversing or redressing a grievous historical injustice
"After Whitewater, Bush's lies about Iraq give us no choice but to chimpeach the murdering bastard, unless we want the whole goddam world to think that the lives of our sons and daughters are less significant than lying about a blowjob."
by jesse May 18, 2004
Get the chimpeach mug.A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg
by Jesse May 25, 2004
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