3 definitions by Jerk Off Jack
A blastedcock is a recently sucked dick. This can only be defined as a blastedcock if the male erection was sucked by a gay man, if it was sucked by a hoe it won't count.
by Jerk Off Jack March 5, 2016
The act where a man sticks the male penis into the open and ready vagina in an attempt to find what she previously put inside to try and take out with the penis. The male must jiggle the penis around inside of the girl to search for the object.
Yesterday, Jane stuck the remote up her vagina so she called her brother George to perform egorecticence to attempt to remove it.
by Jerk Off Jack February 24, 2016
A minecraft youtuber that has almost 6 million subs. He used to be a distant member of team crafted, but that was disbanded years ago. He has series' of minecraft modded let's plays, and likes to do things with MrCrainer. He also used to play with LanceypoohTV, but nobody knows why they don't anymore.
Joey: Yo, did you see that new JailBreak episode SSundee put out?
Bob: Yeah man, wasn't it fuckish?
Joey: Bob, go home, your drunk.
Bob: Yeah man, wasn't it fuckish?
Joey: Bob, go home, your drunk.
by Jerk Off Jack March 5, 2016