2 definitions by Jerbroks
He is the second baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies. He has a daughter on the way which makes every woman in the world jealous and want to kill his wife. Women of Philadelphia and Mays Landing watch the Phillies solely for the purpose to hear his walkup song and to see him hit home runs. Boyfriends hate Bryson Stott but can’t help appreciate his greatness.
by Jerbroks October 16, 2023