1 definition by Jenna Page, Slow Talking Jay
One that stands on a toilet rim to deposit fecal matter into the bowl. This is done to avoid a dirty toilet and catching germs from the rim. Can be noticed by the footprints left on the toilet seat and splashed poop.
After a heavy night of drinking beer and eating chicken wings, Jay pulled a shithouse buzzard in the restroom at the Greyhound Bus Station.
When Mike went into the restroom, he noticed footprints and splashed poop on the rim. This led him to call out in the club "How is the shithouse buzzard?"
When Mike went into the restroom, he noticed footprints and splashed poop on the rim. This led him to call out in the club "How is the shithouse buzzard?"
by Jenna Page, Slow Talking Jay November 11, 2013