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bitch*mop n. 1. Douchebag of the custodial variety. 2. The quality or property of being a bitchmop. 3. A person having a negative and/or snottish attitude that needs cleaning up. 4. Literal: a bitch who is mopping. slang 1. Used as an adjectival expletive or a form of direct address as in: YO, BITCHMOP.
"Man, those emo-hipster wannabes are such bitchmops."

or

"YO, BITCHMOP. GET OVER HERE."
by Jen Burke March 22, 2006

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