10 definitions by JefferiahtheMessiah

Superfluous slang term for fellatio, or oral sex performed on a man
That hooker gave me an expert bjowski!
by JefferiahtheMessiah November 20, 2014
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The phenomenon of a sudden ravenous hunger that can only be satisfied by copious amounts of ham.
Dude, the tour of this hog farm is making me hamgry!
by JefferiahtheMessiah January 11, 2022
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The theory that the singularity with which the universe began, emerged from a giant cosmic penis.
The astrophysicists and cosmologists were all stunned and amazed at the new proposal of "the Big Wang Theory".
by JefferiahtheMessiah January 11, 2021
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