1 definition by Jeff Ibromawitz

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A very fat man who is often upset by others calling him overweight or fat. Likes to date women of the dark variety and women he does not know. He often cries when people call him gay and is just the fat guy that everyone likes to make fun of. If you give him a chew, he will nearly throw up. He also is very self centered and thinks he's the best at everything, if he does not win he will make excuses as to why he didn't. His most distinct trait is his monstrous temper over things like video games. People often worry he may have a heart attack from his temper tantrums.
He is being the porkins of the party.
Nobody wants to be a porkins.
by Jeff Ibromawitz May 22, 2011
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