one who thinks he is of the highest stature, but is actually a homosexual pervert that involves himself in such activities as: molestation, poke and tickle with 12 year olds, and a large variety of circle jerks. Moonies are really nothing but michelob drinking cunts that wear polo, croakies, boat shoes, and really high khaki shorts. a straight up bitch.
Subber #1: who the hell is this guy?
Subber #2: I have no clue, I guess he just got back from a boat ride.
Subber #3: Nope its just another moonie.
Subber #1: Is that blood all over his ass?
Subber #2: ya, it must be a moonie.